1 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:08,166 Oh, my God. 2 00:00:08,348 --> 00:00:08,764 What? 3 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:09,840 Did you see this? 4 00:00:10,363 --> 00:00:11,343 Look what Jamie wrote. 5 00:00:12,394 --> 00:00:13,984 Oh, my God. 6 00:00:13,985 --> 00:00:15,288 He knows his letters. 7 00:00:15,408 --> 00:00:17,250 There are actual words here. 8 00:00:17,466 --> 00:00:21,487 I mean, it's crude, and it's not clear what he's communicating, but Jamie is a genius. 9 00:00:21,583 --> 00:00:22,614 There's my homework! 10 00:00:24,355 --> 00:00:24,855 What? 11 00:00:25,202 --> 00:00:26,536 I do my homework once in a while. 12 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Malcolm in the Middle - 6.10 - Billboard 13 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:42,000 Synchronisation par Mark & Tyno, Script original par Raceman. 14 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:50,000 Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk & Malcolm-France.com 15 00:01:03,453 --> 00:01:08,821 Once every six months, Mom wakes us up at 5 a.m., shoves us into the car and makes us go to the outlet stores. 16 00:01:08,971 --> 00:01:12,330 I tell you, I am never disappointed in Value Village. 17 00:01:12,367 --> 00:01:15,217 No other place in the county has such a selection of irregulars. 18 00:01:15,881 --> 00:01:18,758 Are these made in some country where people aren't symmetrical? 19 00:01:18,759 --> 00:01:19,605 Stop complaining. 20 00:01:19,739 --> 00:01:22,779 If it weren't for Value Village, most of this family would have to run around naked. 21 00:01:23,058 --> 00:01:25,647 That place is all that separates us from the apes. 22 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,720 Oh, for crying out loud. 23 00:01:38,721 --> 00:01:40,661 What? I was not! You look great! 24 00:01:41,304 --> 00:01:44,245 The Paysons Outlet has 48-packs of paper towels for half price. 25 00:01:44,246 --> 00:01:45,800 I wish we had more room in this car. 26 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,543 I knew we should have put the rack on top... 27 00:01:48,493 --> 00:01:49,581 What's wrong with all of you? 28 00:01:50,730 --> 00:01:53,200 We're just thinking about all those towels, honey. I mean... 29 00:01:53,451 --> 00:01:55,149 You're not the only one who loves a bargain. 30 00:02:02,259 --> 00:02:03,052 - Come on! - What are you doing? 31 00:02:03,135 --> 00:02:04,660 Saving your minds from turning into mush. 32 00:02:04,661 --> 00:02:06,970 You've been sitting on that couch watching TV for hours. 33 00:02:07,074 --> 00:02:08,255 So what? There's nothing else to do. 34 00:02:08,539 --> 00:02:10,071 There's never anything to do around here. 35 00:02:10,288 --> 00:02:14,069 Because you have no imaginations, because you sit in front of that idiot box all day long. 36 00:02:14,070 --> 00:02:14,850 Your mother's right. 37 00:02:14,973 --> 00:02:19,166 It's a sad day when three healthy boys can't think of anything to do with a beautiful Saturday. 38 00:02:19,296 --> 00:02:23,080 You could take a walk, you could roll a hoop, you can start a rock collection. There. 39 00:02:23,192 --> 00:02:25,793 That's three ideas in five seconds. I hope you're embarrassed. 40 00:02:25,794 --> 00:02:27,718 You boys have no idea how lucky you are. 41 00:02:27,806 --> 00:02:30,428 The day will come where you won't be able to complain about having nothing to do. 42 00:02:30,429 --> 00:02:34,269 That's right. You'll have responsibilities and a career and children. 43 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:37,338 And then you'll ask yourself, "Hey, where's my boredom now?" 44 00:02:37,339 --> 00:02:39,187 All right, all right, just stop lecturing us! 45 00:02:40,999 --> 00:02:43,384 God forbid those three should have to make their own fun. 46 00:02:50,456 --> 00:02:54,921 I hate to admit it, but Mom challenged us to use our creativity, and I think we're better for it. 47 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,052 How much time do we have before the lights come on? 48 00:02:57,493 --> 00:02:58,500 We've got a few minutes. 49 00:02:59,282 --> 00:03:03,918 Let's give her crazy eyes, Dracula fangs, and a giant fart cloud. 50 00:03:04,039 --> 00:03:04,973 Eh. Feels done. 51 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:06,850 We went to all the trouble to get up here. 52 00:03:06,851 --> 00:03:08,006 Let's really think about... 53 00:03:08,987 --> 00:03:09,389 Reese! 54 00:03:11,764 --> 00:03:12,738 What are you writing? 55 00:03:13,503 --> 00:03:15,454 "I want Reese." 56 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:17,675 Come on. You know she's thinking it. 57 00:03:17,977 --> 00:03:20,079 How are we supposed to get away with this if you put your name up there? 58 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,960 Relax. We're miles from our house. 59 00:03:22,273 --> 00:03:23,280 Nobody here knows us. 60 00:03:35,456 --> 00:03:37,126 Oh, my God! 61 00:03:38,059 --> 00:03:39,146 Did you hear something? 62 00:03:39,147 --> 00:03:41,240 What are you boys doing up there? 63 00:03:41,241 --> 00:03:41,600 It's Mom! 64 00:03:42,739 --> 00:03:44,236 How'd she know where to find us? 65 00:03:44,237 --> 00:03:46,698 I told you she's got tracking devices in our feelings! 66 00:03:46,928 --> 00:03:49,850 If you two geniuses had ripped them out like I did, we wouldn't be in this mess! 67 00:03:50,003 --> 00:03:52,189 - Maybe she didn't see us. - Reese, Malcolm, Dewey! 68 00:03:52,318 --> 00:03:54,316 You get down here this instant! 69 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:57,294 Missus, I don't know who you are thinking we are. 70 00:03:57,551 --> 00:04:00,637 Your boys are very different boys than we are being. 71 00:04:01,947 --> 00:04:02,263 Oh, no! 72 00:04:03,591 --> 00:04:04,821 Where's the back door on this thing? 73 00:04:04,981 --> 00:04:06,386 It's a billboard! 74 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:07,694 We are so dead! 75 00:04:07,971 --> 00:04:09,157 This time she'll finish us! 76 00:04:09,448 --> 00:04:10,450 What are we gonna do?! 77 00:04:10,556 --> 00:04:11,778 Oh, God! Oh, God! 78 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:14,011 Why do billboards have to be so visible? 79 00:04:14,348 --> 00:04:16,292 Come down now! 80 00:04:16,599 --> 00:04:17,600 Reese, give me your pocket knife. 81 00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:21,119 Okay... But if you miss her, you'll only make her madder. 82 00:04:26,374 --> 00:04:27,081 What are you doing? 83 00:04:27,277 --> 00:04:28,691 Hold on. I know that look. 84 00:04:29,042 --> 00:04:29,998 He's using his brain. 85 00:04:32,945 --> 00:04:34,723 We can't come down because we are... 86 00:04:35,263 --> 00:04:38,052 protesting this offensive depiction of women! 87 00:04:38,468 --> 00:04:39,168 What?! 88 00:04:39,339 --> 00:04:39,766 What?! 89 00:04:39,910 --> 00:04:42,530 We've come up here to make a difference in the world! 90 00:04:43,123 --> 00:04:43,607 Yeah! 91 00:04:43,608 --> 00:04:46,877 To speak for women like this one who can't speak for themselves! 92 00:04:46,878 --> 00:04:49,098 Yeah, because they're billboards! 93 00:04:49,099 --> 00:04:49,703 Shut up. 94 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:53,400 We're not coming down until women everywhere get the respect they deserve! 95 00:04:53,819 --> 00:04:57,102 No matter how long it takes, we're staying up here! 96 00:04:57,447 --> 00:05:01,250 Oh, for the love of God. I don't know who you think you're fooling. 97 00:05:01,251 --> 00:05:05,951 - It's about time! - Thank you, boys! - God bless you! 98 00:05:08,129 --> 00:05:08,585 Oh, no. 99 00:05:08,586 --> 00:05:09,758 She's talking to the cops. 100 00:05:09,928 --> 00:05:10,691 Wait, that's good. 101 00:05:11,090 --> 00:05:13,251 If she gets ahold of us, she'll have to beat us within the law. 102 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,641 All these people showing up is making her madder and madder. 103 00:05:16,097 --> 00:05:17,965 Why didn't we just climb down right away? 104 00:05:18,407 --> 00:05:19,450 What were you thinking? 105 00:05:19,451 --> 00:05:20,501 I don't know. I panicked. 106 00:05:20,966 --> 00:05:23,687 I want to know what you're going to do to get my boys down. 107 00:05:23,818 --> 00:05:29,718 It's a complicated situation, ma'am. We have very specific guidelines for how to deal with political protesters. 108 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,724 They're not political protesters. 109 00:05:31,982 --> 00:05:33,953 Those boys don't give a damn about women's rights! 110 00:05:33,954 --> 00:05:36,889 If they did, they'd clean up their rooms once in a while! 111 00:05:37,325 --> 00:05:38,694 This is hooliganism! 112 00:05:38,834 --> 00:05:39,900 Sorry it took me so long. 113 00:05:39,901 --> 00:05:41,737 Eight different baby-sitters turned me down. 114 00:05:42,005 --> 00:05:43,447 Do you know Jamie's on a website? 115 00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:44,351 Where are the boys? 116 00:05:44,352 --> 00:05:45,348 I told you. 117 00:05:46,116 --> 00:05:47,568 Oh, good God! 118 00:05:47,950 --> 00:05:49,307 I thought it was a metaphor. 119 00:05:49,584 --> 00:05:53,588 I'm sure you have ladders. I'm sure you have people who climb them. 120 00:05:54,016 --> 00:05:57,805 So get one of them up there and get my children down! 121 00:05:57,806 --> 00:06:00,279 Ma'am, let me explain something about the Police Commissioner. 122 00:06:00,524 --> 00:06:01,766 This is an election year. 123 00:06:01,842 --> 00:06:04,628 We've had a lot of unflattering video on the news lately. 124 00:06:04,629 --> 00:06:10,194 The Chang case, the Jefferson case, the Rodriguez case. All he has left is the white vote. 125 00:06:10,758 --> 00:06:14,450 So he's not going to let a bunch of video cameras tape us manhandling those children. 126 00:06:15,072 --> 00:06:16,931 But if there's anything else that we can do for you... 127 00:06:16,932 --> 00:06:18,497 Yeah, how about you call a cop? 128 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:20,988 Sorry, Officer. It's not you, it's me. 129 00:06:21,155 --> 00:06:24,800 I have a severe gambling problem. Lost the house playing Pai-Gow. 130 00:06:24,904 --> 00:06:26,750 She's a saint. Would you excuse us a moment? 131 00:06:27,063 --> 00:06:28,123 Honey, calm down. 132 00:06:28,124 --> 00:06:29,637 You know what pepper spray feels like. 133 00:06:29,938 --> 00:06:31,354 Let's just give it an hour or two. 134 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:35,523 When these people lose interest and the crowd disperses, we'll get the boys down. 135 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:44,197 That's right, Steven. I'm here at the scene of this dramatic demonstration... 136 00:06:44,198 --> 00:06:48,323 In an age of cynicism when it's said that young people don't care about the important issues... 137 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:54,700 These three youngsters seem to have struck a nerve among like-minded citizens who've had enough of this degrading depiction of women. 138 00:06:55,446 --> 00:06:57,643 Lois, did you see all the news vans? 139 00:06:57,845 --> 00:07:00,326 Lyle at Seven told me to get out of his shot. 140 00:07:01,189 --> 00:07:02,346 He is one handsome man. 141 00:07:02,788 --> 00:07:05,762 Over here we have the proud mother of these three young protesters. 142 00:07:05,763 --> 00:07:08,108 What do you want the nation to know about your boys? 143 00:07:08,835 --> 00:07:09,600 No comment. 144 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,873 So you must be the father? Can we get some comment from you? 145 00:07:15,033 --> 00:07:17,314 I, I don't know that I really want to sound off. 146 00:07:17,543 --> 00:07:21,245 How do you account for your sons' extraordinary sensitivity to women's issues? 147 00:07:22,335 --> 00:07:25,600 Well, Dinah, in our house we emphasize the rights of all people. 148 00:07:25,972 --> 00:07:29,299 I've tried to pass along what I like to call "core values." 149 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:33,129 Equality, respect, compassion, nutrition. 150 00:07:34,343 --> 00:07:36,497 We have something called the Clean Plate Club. 151 00:07:39,050 --> 00:07:40,242 What's that cop doing? 152 00:07:40,739 --> 00:07:42,030 I think he's throwing something. 153 00:07:42,064 --> 00:07:42,693 Oh my God! 154 00:07:45,675 --> 00:07:46,371 What is it? 155 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:47,729 It's a cell phone. 156 00:07:50,643 --> 00:07:51,272 Hello. 157 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:52,331 Hello. 158 00:07:52,497 --> 00:07:52,994 Mom? 159 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:55,987 Before you say anything, I want you to listen carefully. 160 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:57,543 There are a couple ways we can handle this. 161 00:07:57,940 --> 00:08:01,815 If you come down right now, I can go as low as three weeks in your room. 162 00:08:02,168 --> 00:08:05,347 If there's no you get two meals a day and enough light to read by. 163 00:08:05,579 --> 00:08:07,433 You should think about this very carefully, 164 00:08:07,764 --> 00:08:10,447 but you've only got ten minutes until this offer expires. 165 00:08:10,999 --> 00:08:12,820 Then all bets are off. 166 00:08:16,728 --> 00:08:18,218 Oh, my God. 167 00:08:19,344 --> 00:08:20,271 I know. 168 00:08:21,383 --> 00:08:22,874 She's negotiating. 169 00:08:23,867 --> 00:08:26,086 She's never negotiated anything before. 170 00:08:26,218 --> 00:08:27,543 We found a weakness. 171 00:08:28,172 --> 00:08:30,225 All these people and the TV cameras. 172 00:08:31,105 --> 00:08:32,396 She must be scared. 173 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,217 I didn't think this was possible. 174 00:08:35,111 --> 00:08:37,065 Suddenly, she looks so small. 175 00:08:39,913 --> 00:08:40,708 People, 176 00:08:41,094 --> 00:08:43,015 the battle before us may be long, 177 00:08:43,180 --> 00:08:45,564 but we will not stop until we end the oppression! 178 00:08:46,094 --> 00:08:47,320 Women of the world... 179 00:08:47,551 --> 00:08:48,147 Unite! 180 00:09:07,089 --> 00:09:09,341 I am their mother, and I say this has gone on long enough! 181 00:09:09,429 --> 00:09:12,343 Don't you have snipers with tranquilizer guns or a giant net?! 182 00:09:12,674 --> 00:09:16,383 - What do I pay taxes for? - No, the life of a crusader is not an easy one, 183 00:09:16,582 --> 00:09:19,794 but once that fire is lit, there is no putting it out. 184 00:09:19,982 --> 00:09:22,631 Feminism must be very important &to your boys. 185 00:09:23,856 --> 00:09:26,837 Meryl, please! They're not my "boys." They're my children. 186 00:09:27,135 --> 00:09:29,453 If you feel the need to label them, I'm sorry for you. 187 00:09:29,691 --> 00:09:32,274 It's high time we showed a national audience... 188 00:09:33,930 --> 00:09:34,824 This is national? 189 00:09:35,839 --> 00:09:41,369 ... that we're still producing heroes in this country, and three of them are up there! 190 00:09:45,622 --> 00:09:46,779 It's your sons, ma'am. 191 00:09:48,170 --> 00:09:49,958 Well, you're cutting it awfully close. 192 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,343 I gave you ten minutes, and you've taken nearly nine and a half. 193 00:09:52,508 --> 00:09:54,064 We decided we're not coming down. 194 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:55,323 What?! 195 00:09:55,488 --> 00:09:56,515 We discussed it as a family. 196 00:09:56,708 --> 00:10:00,119 See, we figure you're as mad now as you possibly can ever get. 197 00:10:00,284 --> 00:10:02,636 We've reached the point where nothing we do can make it any worse. 198 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,384 So every hour we stay up here is another hour of freedom. 199 00:10:05,903 --> 00:10:09,049 Plus another 30 or 40 supporters added to our fan base. 200 00:10:10,307 --> 00:10:13,255 Malcolm, let's set aside the fact that you know you've done wrong. 201 00:10:13,773 --> 00:10:17,714 Let's ignore that you're pretending to have principles you don't have just to get out of it. 202 00:10:18,177 --> 00:10:20,197 You have to come down sometime. 203 00:10:20,595 --> 00:10:22,317 And life is long. 204 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:24,005 That's what's nice about being young. 205 00:10:24,172 --> 00:10:25,928 We really don't think that far ahead. 206 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,749 This whole thing's been kind of eye-opening. 207 00:10:28,444 --> 00:10:31,723 If nothing else, we've all had a lesson on the ephemeral nature of power. 208 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,213 Power's a funny thing. 209 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,652 It's when you think you have it that you're in trouble. 210 00:10:36,016 --> 00:10:36,844 Valid point. 211 00:10:37,175 --> 00:10:37,837 Historically. 212 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,791 But on a philosophical level, Mom... 213 00:10:40,255 --> 00:10:41,149 we've already won. 214 00:10:41,447 --> 00:10:42,043 We're free. 215 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:43,765 And no matter what happens tonight, 216 00:10:44,022 --> 00:10:45,049 we both know it. 217 00:10:58,281 --> 00:10:59,871 I think it's getting cold up here. 218 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,354 I don't think we should do this anymore. 219 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:04,639 I don't know who we think we're kidding. 220 00:11:04,883 --> 00:11:06,970 - We're not going to be able to win this... - Dewey, 221 00:11:07,003 --> 00:11:08,460 don't look into her eyes! 222 00:11:08,658 --> 00:11:09,089 Huh? 223 00:11:10,082 --> 00:11:11,076 What just happened? 224 00:11:11,473 --> 00:11:12,102 Damn it. 225 00:11:13,096 --> 00:11:15,480 I remember my mother, smart as any man, 226 00:11:15,838 --> 00:11:19,646 down on her knees in the kitchen, scrubbing that floor 'til it shined. 227 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:23,355 - I think I was seven when I made a promise to myself and to all women... - Hal? 228 00:11:23,487 --> 00:11:23,852 Yes. 229 00:11:25,465 --> 00:11:25,961 Oh, my God. 230 00:11:25,994 --> 00:11:30,498 I saw you on TV tonight, and I couldn't believe it was you, 231 00:11:30,531 --> 00:11:33,809 but you kept talking and talking and talking. 232 00:11:33,843 --> 00:11:36,028 And I realized it had to be you. 233 00:11:36,483 --> 00:11:37,245 Wendy... 234 00:11:37,808 --> 00:11:40,343 - How long's it been? - 23 years, Hal. 235 00:11:40,722 --> 00:11:46,087 You know, I remember the last time I saw you down to the day and the minute. I can tell you exactly where I was standing... 236 00:11:46,088 --> 00:11:46,446 Wendy! 237 00:11:46,718 --> 00:11:50,427 That was so long ago. I've got a whole new life now. 238 00:11:51,122 --> 00:11:55,229 - You can't just come here and expect... - Promises were made, Hal. 239 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,993 And now that I found you, I'm not just gonna go away. 240 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:04,358 Look, I know that there are some issues that probably need resolving... 241 00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,429 Listen, honey, let's get a cup of coffee way over there. 242 00:12:09,091 --> 00:12:10,416 No. I have an idea. 243 00:12:13,187 --> 00:12:14,175 Is this going up to the boys? 244 00:12:14,176 --> 00:12:18,183 Yes, it's some baked goods, some jackets for when it gets cold... and my phone number. 245 00:12:20,075 --> 00:12:21,697 Oh, this is wonderful. 246 00:12:22,029 --> 00:12:23,419 You certainly went to a lot of trouble. 247 00:12:23,729 --> 00:12:26,345 My boys are just going to be so appreciative of your kindness. 248 00:12:29,988 --> 00:12:34,309 I think the Green Valley Women's Collective makes better banana bread than the Feminists for Change. 249 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,826 According to the wrapper, we're the first male hands to touch this. 250 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:41,568 You know, except for Mom and Dad and Francis and Jamie, 251 00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,654 I think this has really brought our family together. 252 00:12:46,539 --> 00:12:47,267 What are you doing? 253 00:12:47,665 --> 00:12:48,029 What? 254 00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:49,420 You know what. 255 00:12:49,817 --> 00:12:51,373 Why do you get the one with the cherry? 256 00:12:51,473 --> 00:12:52,797 I just grabbed one. I don't care. 257 00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:54,486 If you don't care, then let me have it. 258 00:12:54,831 --> 00:12:55,824 I already took it. 259 00:12:55,957 --> 00:12:57,977 Hey, I'm here, too. I want the cherry. 260 00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,036 You always do this. 261 00:12:59,202 --> 00:13:00,957 You only want it because I have it. 262 00:13:01,023 --> 00:13:02,282 I don't care what you have. 263 00:13:02,845 --> 00:13:04,534 Reese, you're not the center of everything... 264 00:13:06,262 --> 00:13:06,759 Wait. 265 00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:10,600 Why would they only put a cherry on one cupcake? 266 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,408 This is Mom. 267 00:13:17,385 --> 00:13:20,961 There may be those who will try to drive a wedge between us. 268 00:13:21,392 --> 00:13:25,167 But if we learn nothing else tonight, we will learn to stand together! 269 00:13:31,248 --> 00:13:32,043 Damn it. 270 00:13:36,369 --> 00:13:39,098 We have a pretty sweet deal up here. Food, drinks. 271 00:13:39,262 --> 00:13:41,104 Everyone of our needs is being taken care of. 272 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:42,393 Everyone. 273 00:13:44,095 --> 00:13:46,710 Man, they better stop sending up bran muffins. 274 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,214 Hey! You may want to burn this basket! 275 00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:52,125 How are the books they gave us? 276 00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:56,597 The feminist joke book's a little ham-fisted, but these fairy tales are interesting. 277 00:13:57,017 --> 00:14:00,658 In this one, Cinderella tells the Prince he's sapping her woman-strength, 278 00:14:00,659 --> 00:14:04,469 and she pushes him aside to create a matriarchy with fluid gender roles. 279 00:14:05,426 --> 00:14:08,234 Can you believe these cows actually think we're on their side ? 280 00:14:08,235 --> 00:14:09,399 We love you, boys! 281 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,582 Right on, sister! 282 00:14:11,122 --> 00:14:12,400 Check out that pig. 283 00:14:13,032 --> 00:14:14,471 You don't have to talk about them like that. 284 00:14:14,752 --> 00:14:16,341 They've been really nice to us. 285 00:14:16,566 --> 00:14:18,237 Yeah, and they really believe in this stuff. 286 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,878 That is such a load. 287 00:14:20,029 --> 00:14:22,494 Every woman down there is just here because they're jealous. 288 00:14:22,622 --> 00:14:23,265 Of what? 289 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,633 Of the fact that they're not hot enough to be strippers. 290 00:14:26,415 --> 00:14:30,167 They act like they're all offended, but really they're just mad about their own giant butts. 291 00:14:30,555 --> 00:14:34,521 Believe me, in their heart of hearts, every woman wants to be her. 292 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,600 - What about Mom? - We're not talking about moms. 293 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:38,750 We're talking about women. 294 00:14:39,081 --> 00:14:40,781 So all women want to be strippers? 295 00:14:41,132 --> 00:14:45,633 There are no women in the world who want to be doctors or lawyers or anything like that? 296 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,352 Cut the act, Malcolm. They can't hear you. 297 00:14:48,032 --> 00:14:50,450 Just because they look like dogs doesn't mean they hear like dogs. 298 00:14:51,498 --> 00:14:52,967 I'm sleeping on the other side. 299 00:14:54,741 --> 00:14:56,326 Come on, I was just being honest! 300 00:14:57,571 --> 00:14:58,497 So whipped. 301 00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:06,112 Where are the heroes who fight for a cause? 302 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:10,632 Who live by the code of their own moral laws? 303 00:15:10,973 --> 00:15:15,350 Who stand up to tyrants and fight the police? 304 00:15:15,719 --> 00:15:19,897 Like Gandhi and Martin and Bobby and Rosa... 305 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,949 And Malcolm and Dewey and Reese? 306 00:15:24,075 --> 00:15:28,650 And Malcolm and Dewey and Reese. 307 00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:34,915 Reese? 308 00:15:35,575 --> 00:15:37,110 Reese. 309 00:15:40,157 --> 00:15:40,516 Hi. 310 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:42,681 I've been wanting to talk to you. 311 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:43,949 Really? 312 00:15:44,102 --> 00:15:45,130 Yeah, sugar. 313 00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,448 I had to wait for your brothers to go to sleep. 314 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,600 You don't want to share me, do you? 315 00:15:50,187 --> 00:15:51,145 Everyone's mad at me. 316 00:15:51,531 --> 00:15:53,000 Malcolm and Dewey think I'm a jerk. 317 00:15:53,299 --> 00:15:56,743 You're not a jerk. You're just little. 318 00:15:57,362 --> 00:15:59,403 I think you're cute as a bug. 319 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,298 Do you want me to kiss you? 320 00:16:03,106 --> 00:16:05,440 Uh... yes, ma'am. 321 00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:13,328 Wow. 322 00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:15,850 Damn tootin' wow. 323 00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,037 So, will you take off your giant top? 324 00:16:20,497 --> 00:16:22,120 Do you have a giant dollar? 325 00:16:22,121 --> 00:16:24,050 I'll get a whole bunch if you'll come back again. 326 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,915 I'll come back every night if you want. 327 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,124 You're so great. 328 00:16:28,497 --> 00:16:30,139 The girls at school won't even talk to me. 329 00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:36,762 Listen, if they're not willing to talk to you or dance on a pole, they're not really your friends. 330 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:37,837 You don't need them. 331 00:16:38,132 --> 00:16:39,071 You have me. 332 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:40,698 I'm perfect. 333 00:16:41,235 --> 00:16:43,814 I'm the only woman in the world for you, Reese. 334 00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:44,703 You are? 335 00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:45,920 Of course. 336 00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:47,626 I'm 60 feet tall. 337 00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:49,653 My skin is five inches thick. 338 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:54,396 No matter how creepy and insensitive and thoughtless you are, you can't hurt me. 339 00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:57,258 That's all I ever wanted. 340 00:16:58,407 --> 00:16:59,675 Why aren't all women like you? 341 00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:03,091 Well, I'm not real, sugar. 342 00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:03,998 Oh, yeah. 343 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:10,900 You just dreamed me up as a super-sexy way to face the fact that you're going to live the rest of your life alone. 344 00:17:11,502 --> 00:17:13,830 But that's not for sure, is it? 345 00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:15,486 And you know the saddest part? 346 00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:19,600 You're gonna wake up before you can think of anything really good to do with me. 347 00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:21,185 Wait. 348 00:17:21,435 --> 00:17:22,640 We can't just give up on this. 349 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:23,615 Wait. 350 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,000 Don't leave me. 351 00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,731 Don't leave me! 352 00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:38,674 Right now the mother of the protesters is with the Police Commissioner, pleading for her brave boys whose sacrifice continues to inspire so many. 353 00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,651 Those boys are like dogs. 354 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,472 I have to get them on their backs just to reestablish my dominance. 355 00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:47,445 Look, this whole protest thing is a lie anyway. They don't believe a word of it. 356 00:17:47,748 --> 00:17:50,055 If it's an issue of liability, I'll sign any waiver. 357 00:17:50,175 --> 00:17:51,551 Just get them down here! 358 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,482 Do I appear to look concerned? 359 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:54,400 What? 360 00:17:55,411 --> 00:17:56,605 Yeah, sure, you look concerned. 361 00:17:56,808 --> 00:17:57,551 Oh, thank God. 362 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,100 My handlers say that I don't pull it off. 363 00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:01,600 Can't do the mouth. 364 00:18:02,311 --> 00:18:04,352 I want those boys down. 365 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:10,856 Believe me, there is nothing I would like more than to tear 'em down and crack a few heads. 366 00:18:11,128 --> 00:18:14,500 But in an election year we all have to make sacrifices. 367 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,287 You know, this whole thing brings me back to my days on the Freedom Ride. 368 00:18:19,253 --> 00:18:21,405 It's fantastic. We're getting an injunction. 369 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,114 What? 370 00:18:22,115 --> 00:18:25,855 The ACLU found a judge who's completely sympathetic to what your boys are doing. 371 00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:31,079 In two hours, we'll have an airtight court order and your boys can stay up there for days, even weeks. 372 00:18:36,999 --> 00:18:38,725 Excuse me, I have something to say. 373 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:45,300 I want the world to know how proud I am of my boys for making this statement, 374 00:18:45,635 --> 00:18:49,277 despite the wind and the cold and little Dewey's medical condition. 375 00:18:49,884 --> 00:18:56,450 And I want to thank the Police Commissioner for letting my son stay up there, even if it means rolling the dice on a diabetic coma. 376 00:18:57,155 --> 00:19:02,730 It's nice to see someone who cares about principles more than they care about the life of a little boy. 377 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,329 Get 'em down. 378 00:19:14,044 --> 00:19:14,561 Malcolm! 379 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,543 Reese! 380 00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:16,716 Oh, my God! 381 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,495 We'll have you in your mother's arms in a minute, little Dewey! 382 00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:22,100 No! 383 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,978 Excuse me, are you Hal's wife? 384 00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:24,863 Yeah, this is, uh... 385 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,588 There's something you need to know about your husband. 386 00:19:26,589 --> 00:19:28,573 We both worked at the Tiger Shop at Macy's. 387 00:19:28,687 --> 00:19:30,442 One night he got me drunk and... 388 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:33,063 borrowed $400 from me! 389 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,034 What? 390 00:19:34,035 --> 00:19:37,550 He bought a velour suit and faked his own death to get out of paying me back. 391 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,314 He actually blew up a phone booth. 392 00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:42,810 I figure with interest it comes to about ten grand. 393 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:43,600 I'm sorry, but... 394 00:19:51,555 --> 00:19:53,318 Hey! Hey, everybody! 395 00:19:53,949 --> 00:19:56,835 You can take us down, but first I have something to say. 396 00:19:59,052 --> 00:20:00,515 I realized something up here. 397 00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:06,180 This woman is beautiful, she's sexy, and perfect and gigantic, but you know what? 398 00:20:06,687 --> 00:20:07,620 She isn't real. 399 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,704 If she was real, she'd be different. 400 00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:14,838 I know that if I was real, I'd want people to listen to me. 401 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,100 I'd want people to care about what I think and not ignore me. 402 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,605 I guess what these protesters are trying to say is, 403 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,993 that women, real women, aren't that different from regular people. 404 00:20:26,545 --> 00:20:28,550 They want the same things that men want. 405 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,836 Only men don't have to hold a big protest to get them. 406 00:20:32,358 --> 00:20:33,760 And women shouldn't have to either. 407 00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,251 Well, I'm very proud of you boys. 408 00:20:43,252 --> 00:20:45,977 Let's go home where I can truly express how I'm feeling. 409 00:20:47,992 --> 00:20:51,259 I've had six hours to figure out all the horrible things that are going to happen to you. 410 00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:54,215 You, I still have to think about. 411 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,300 Get him to Deaconess Diabetic Center right away. 412 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,864 Dad! Tell them what's going on! 413 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,208 - Tell them I'm not... - He's fading! Let's go! Let's go!